“Your Holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete. I am afraid that this would tarnish our image in the world.”
The Pope thought about this and since he had never held a golf club in his life asked, “Don’t we have a Cardinal to represent me?”
Here’s a good Harley Davidson joke for you. The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven…
No matter where you go, what golf course you play, or who you ask, there’s always someone within earshot who’s ready, willing, and able to give you some “great” advice on how to play better golf. Here’s some more.