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Let’s face it. There are a million reasons why it’s great to be a guy. That said, here are our top forty.
40 Reasons It’s Great To Be A Guy
- Your last name stays put
- The garage is all yours
- Wedding plans take care of themselves
- Chocolate is just another snack
- You can never be pregnant
- Car mechanics tell you the truth
- The world is your urinal
- You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky
- You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt
- Wrinkles add character
- People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them
- New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet
- One mood all the time
- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
- You know stuff about tanks and engines
- A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase
- You can open all your own jars
- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
- Your underwear is $8.99 for a three-pack
- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough
- You never have strap problems in public
- You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes
- Everything on your face stays its original color
- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades
- You only have to shave your face and neck
- You can play with toys all your life
- One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons
- You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look
- You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife
- You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
- You can Christmas shop for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.
- The closest you get to makeup is aftershave
- You don’t care about the half-off sales at Gouchy
- You love the smell of new electronics
- You can (and prefer to) pee standing up
- You can take off your shirt and get a tan while watching the ballgame in the stands
- You can shower, shave, and get dressed in under 10-minutes
- You can wear the same pair of jeans, five days straight, and don’t care
- Power tools
- Guys never have to worry about getting pregnant!
Thank you for sharing these great reasons for being a guy… These are so true and I love it for the fact that your last name will be carried until the end.