Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treat is Better Than Sex

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treat is Better Than Sex

10. You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. Once you’ve done it, you don’t have to wait an hour to do it again.

8. The uglier you look, the more likely you’ll get some.

7. You don’t have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat.

6. The person giving it to you isn’t fantasizing that you are someone else.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last for 9 months.

4. If you wear a mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.

3. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. The next day you don’t have to call the person that gave it to you.

And the number 1 reason trick-or- treating is better than sex…

1. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door!

Happy Halloween everyone!

Tags: Costumes, Halloween, Sexy, Women
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