Top Eight Famous Rationalizations For Drinking Beer

If you like drinking beer, then you’ve probably heard a plethora of reasons for drinking beer. You may have even come up with a few yourself. But unless your famous, they’re usually never noted into the history books of famous quotes. Here are a few beer drinking quotes that were.

Famous Beer Drinking Quotes

“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams.. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
— Jack Handy

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. “
— Frank Sinatra

“When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.”
— Henny Youngman

“24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.”
— Stephen Wright

“When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!”
— Brian O’Rourke

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
— Benjamin Franklin

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
— Dave Barry

To some, it’s a six-pack, to me it’s a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
— Dave Howell

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