“Your Holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete. I am afraid that this would tarnish our image in the world.”
The Pope thought about this and since he had never held a golf club in his life asked, “Don’t we have a Cardinal to represent me?”
Do you feel compelled to sin? Do you want to help heal thyself and thy world.You are about to become an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church.