Today's Golf Joke
On the tee at the 18th hole, John slices his ball into the woods. He goes searching through the trees and finds it sitting in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, John ends up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden.... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appears.
"I'm Mother Nature!" she says. "Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? For killing all of my buttercups, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life!"
Mother Nature pauses. "Better yet, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life!" she says.
Another pause. "As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter at all for the rest of your life!"
Then POOF!!....she was gone!
After John recovers from the shock of what he had just seen, he hollers for his friend, "Fred, where are you?"
Fred yells, "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
John shouts back, "DON'T SWING, FRED! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!"