Perfect GirlfriendAhh, the perfect girlfriend.

Some say it's as mythical as Atlantis, Unicorns, and beer that stays cold forever. But alas, there is hope my fine brethren as VideoJug has assembled what must be the best seven step tutorial on how to be the perfect girlfriend I have ever seen. In fact, I do believe it's the only one I've ever seen. No matter, even if there were others, I'm sure this one would still be the best.

How to be the Perfect Girlfriend

Is it just me, or did anyone else find the truth in this video to be intoxicatingly funny?

On the flip-side, here's a sample of the type of girlfriend you DON'T want to me. *shudder*.