A great little post over at forgetfoo regarding the essential 28 laws men should live by from The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.

28 Laws for Men

A brief look at some of my favorites

  1. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
  2. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
  3. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
  4. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
  5. Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
  6. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
  7. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
  8. The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an Xbox. End of story.
  9. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below: "GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?" "BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" We hope this clears up any confusion, The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.

Definitely twenty-eight really good laws to live by. But, surely, there must be more. After reading the rest, if you'd like to add your own, please post it below.