
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treat is Better Than Sex
- You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
- Once you've done it, you don't have to wait an hour to do it again.
- The uglier you look, the more likely you'll get some.
- You don't have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat.
- The person giving it to you isn't fantasizing that you are someone else.
- If you get a stomach ache, it won't last for 9 months.
- If you wear a mask, no one thinks you're kinky.
- It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
- The next day you don't have to call the person that gave it to you.
And the number 1 reason trick-or- treating is better than sex...
- If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door!
Happy Halloween everyone!
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