Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treat is Better Than Sex

I just knew there was a reason (and now ten) why I loved Halloween so much.

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treat is Better Than Sex

• Number 10.
  You’re guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
• Number 9.
  Once you’ve done it, you don’t have to wait an hour to do it again.
• Number 8.
  The uglier you look, the more likely you’ll get some.
• Number 7.
  You don’t have to make small talk with the person who gave you the treat.
• Number 6.
  The person giving it to you isn’t fantasizing that you are someone else.
• Number 5.
  If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last for 9 months.
• Number 4.
  If you wear a mask, no one thinks you’re kinky.
• Number 3.
  It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
• Number 2.
  The next day you don’t have to call the person that gave it to you.

And the ..Number 1 reason trick-or- treating is better than sex…..

• Number 1.
  If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door!

Happy Halloween everyone!

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