Save The ULC Save The World

Oh Ye Brother! Have you sinned? Do you feel compelled to sin? Do you want to help heal thyself, thy world, and all your Brother’s and Sisters?

You have come to the right place. Because here and now, through thy holy word and Internet gospel according to the Universal Life Church, Ye may choose to be ordained.

Yes, that’s right Brother, ORDAINED !

As an ordained minister through the ULC, you can be cleansed of your sins, have the weight of worry and doubt cast off into the pits of forgiveness, and save the world from its wicked ways (and a cheerleader or two while you’re at it.)

Welcome! You are about to become an ordained minister with the Universal Life Church.

Too good to be true? Nope. You can now get a Free Online Ordination through the Universal life Church and receive all thy blessing and benefits that come with the title.

But wait! There’s More.

In addition to providing free ordinations through their website, the ULC also offers may great products that “will make your transition into the ministry an easy and informed one”.

• Receive A Religious Title
• Dr. of Divinity, D.D.
• Dr. of Metaphysics
• Plastic (Credit Card) style ULC Wallet Credential
• Ordination Package
• Monastery Credential Package
• Wedding Business Kit
• Ministry-in-a-Box
• Marriage Certificate
• Complete Guide to Weddings in the Real World
• Master of Wicca
• Baker’s Wedding Handbook

Don’t wait any longer my Brother. The light is near and the time is now to undertake your new “calling”.

Order now, and you can have your official ULC Religious Title and certificate in hand and ready to start marrying off your flock by Friday Night. Cheers!

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