cleaning tips how to remove blood stains To really make this how-to video relevant to us guys, simply replace every instance of; "mother" with "guys", "accidents" with "horrendously cool sports collisions", and "kids" with "boys". Now that makes sense.

BTW: Don't be getting any funny ideas of trying to pull off the perfect caper. Because if you listen closely, the video only tells you how to remove blood stains. It says nothing about removing DNA.

Cleaning Tip: Removing Blood Stains