Everyone thinks they know the lyrics to the famous beer drinking song "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall", but do they really? I mean, have you ever really sung that song all the way through... to the end... in real life... while drinking beer?

I shudder at the thought of anyone actually trying to do so and HIGHLY recommend NOT trying this.

There's a reason it's called a drinking song, because it's so amazingly easy and boring. Because the more you drink, the less you think. So, without further adieu, here's the real words to "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall".

Hmmmmmmm... me me me meeeeee. A one, and a two, and a...

99 bottles of beer on the wall. 99 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around. 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall. 98 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around. 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall. 97 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around. 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall. 96 bottles of... umm... beer. Take one down pass it around. 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wahhl. 95 buttles of beer. Take one down pass it around. 95 bottles of beer on the wall.

94... uh... 2 bottles of beer on the wall. 94 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around. 94 bottles of beer on the wall.

92 blahtles of ber on the wall. 92 blotles of ber. Take one down toss it on down. 92 blotles of ber on da wall.

93 bottles of beer on the wall. 93 blahtles of beer. Take one down pass it around. 93 bottles of beer on the wall.

92 blottles of beer on the wall. 92 blottles of... Hey, who took the chips?

91 bottles of (Bhrraaaapp!) beer on the wall.

88 bottles of beer. Take one down pass it around. 88 blottles of beer on the wall.

87 buttles of wall on the beer... Heh heh. He said butt...

86 bottles of ber. 86 bottles of ber. Pour one round. Pour nother rownd.

85 bottles of ... zzzzzzzzz...

Huh? Oh yeah... 80 bottles beer. Pass one around. 80 beer bottles of beer on the beer.

79 bottles of wall on the ber. 79 bottles of wal. Take one down. Yeah! Woohoo! 79 blottles of beer on the wall.

78 bottles of dah duh da da.

83 (Hic) da da duh doo... zzz...

80 bottles of beer on the floor (Hic)...

79 bottles of beer on the wall. 79 bottles (Hic) of beer. Pass it around. Take one at dawn. 79 blottles.

Da doo run run dah doo run (Hic) run. Da doo run run ditty doo. Da doo run run dittidy dum. Doo run da do run da doo.

77 bootles of tree on the beer. 47 beerfuls of me. One down (Hic) pass it around. 77 booties of beer on the beer.

76 blottles of ber...

75 bootles...

74...


I don't ... Hic!... feel so... Braapp! ... good. Could somebody take me home?