September 1, 2006

The Secret To Never Washing Your Clothes Again

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Washing clothes is a pain. It takes up way too much valuable time. And to really look good, you even spend more time ironing the dang things. Argggh!

Here's the secret to never washing your clothes again.

  1. Take your clothes to a dry cleaner.

Ta-Dah! Simple right?

See, what most guys don't know is that a Dry cleaner isn't just for dry cleaning, Dry cleaners also offer a Laundry Service! And part of that service is that they'll not only wash and dry your clothes, but iron them as well. So when you pick them up, all your clothes are squeaking clean, starched, professionally ironed with perfect seams, and hanging on hangers. All you have to do is hang them up! It is the sweetest deal!

Okay, so it cost some money -- money you'd rather spend on pizza, beer, or road trips. But, if you were to add up how much time you would actually spend washing, drying, folding, and ironing your clothes yourself -- times the amount of money you could have earned during that same amount of time, you'll find that the cost will either be incredibly negligible, or that you'll have actually saved money. Not to mention the fact that no matter how hard you try, or how much time you spend, you will never get your clothes as clean or perfectly ironed as a dry cleaner can.

One other, but major, bonus point to having your clothes professionally cleaned is that you will look better than any other guy in the room. And as we all know, women love a man who looks good in their clothes.

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